Distracted

So this happened last Monday morning (8-10-15)...

Grey is a girl, Orange is a boy

My husband brought them to me because they were found outside his office.  He woke me up an hour and a half before I normally wake up.  I will forever stand by the statement that if someone wakes you up, it's NEVER good.

Sorry, no banana for reference.  Only had the Tic-Tac container.

So of course I got a bottle thingy and some kitten formula and googled all things kittens.  I don't know what I'm doing.  I've never dealt with kittens that aren't already on solid food and litterbox trained.  This is all stressful.

Pixel isn't sure about this.

So after a few days of this:

I'm innocent!  Call my lawyer!!

Let's climb out!

Freedom!

Now what?

I thought I was doing okay, considering I have no clue what I'm doing.  They have energy and are very kitten like.  Then Thursday morning happened.

Meet Tiny

Another kitten.  He brings home another effin' kitten.

Some sort of small gang

The third one is smaller than the other two, and is also grey, so I refer to her as Tiny.  I was going to call her spot because of that spot on her head, but that's just a weird cat name.

I need to get rid of all of them.  Yes, they are adorable or something, but I can't deal with 3 screaming things with scalpel claws tearing up my skin.  We are at our pet maximum anyway, so I need them to go.  I think I can care for one until it's ready for adoption, but I can't deal with all three.  Seriously, anyone want a kitten???